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Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease

A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
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McMaster University

A Canadian University that, since the CoVID-19 pandemic, had been taken over by a cabal of sadistic perverts led by President David Farrar and Provost Susan Tighe. Most of the university budgets were diverted to the frequent circlejerks upper administrative board of governors partakes in.

In 2022 following unprecedented inflation, McMaster failed to respond to its teaching assistants union's request for contract renewal months, resulting in a strike. On Twitter, David Farrar tweeted saying news of TA's hardship had made the board of governor so horny that they couldn't get out of their circlejerk for 5 months (thus couldn't respond to the union during that time).

The admin circlejerk continued its operation everyday during the TA strike, with no one coming to the table (despite union representatives being at the table every day), thus prolonging the strike.
McMaster University administration love their circlejerks
by Susan Tighe December 4, 2022
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sandip University

You fucked up somewhere in your life to be searching this in life.
You sandip University'd yourself
by KonTv June 8, 2023
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university

that place where you feel so coerced into turning in assignments.
university is a fine place to learn and live as if you were made for the world
by Virgos Child February 13, 2025
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Mortal Combat Universe

A backronym for MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), humorously referring to the overwhelming amount of violence in Marvel's latest movie "Deadpool" compared to pre-existing MCU releases.
With all the violence and crude humor in 'Deadpool', I joked that we’ve entered the Mortal Combat Universe—who knew Marvel could get this wild?
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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Universal Collision

When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.
My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.
by grace + determination July 18, 2023
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