Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.
Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte
by Sexydimma June 16, 2021
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egg slip

when a transgender person who hasn't realized their identity, slips up, so to speak, and refers to themselves as their actual identity
Person 1: Ugh, women shouldn't do things like that, right man?
Person 2: Why shouldn't I be able to do that?
Person 1: But you're a man...
Person 3: Did I just catch an egg slip???
by caspertheUFO August 19, 2022
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Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.
I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom
by Cwazywhiteguy May 04, 2020
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cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.
Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"
by Mcribbles May 31, 2022
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Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö
Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs
by Stefantastic November 24, 2021
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Egg Dipping

When a male takes his testicles and shoves them vigorously into a woman’s vagina or mans asshole, he then pops them back out and puts them back in repeatedly.
Matt: Hey babe you wanna try egg dipping again tonight?
Meghann: Yes omg I love when you put your singular testicle in me and repeatedly pull it out and put it back in.

Matt: Alright babe get ready, my ball is extra swollen tonight. You’re in for a treat.
by BeastialitySupporter September 23, 2019
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mega egg

When you find a giant egg in amongst lots of little eggs.
Guy 1: WOW LOOK AT THIS EGG!
Guy 2: MAN, THATS A MEGA EGG!
by milkshake99 July 01, 2011
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