1: It is never right to wrong someone, even if they have wronged you first.
2: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone just because they did something bad to you first.
2: Pointing out somebody's wrongdoing to you will not correct a situation by doing wrong to that somebody.
2: It is not acceptable to do something bad to someone just because they did something bad to you first.
2: Pointing out somebody's wrongdoing to you will not correct a situation by doing wrong to that somebody.
The way the world is now, the phrase "two wrongs don't make a right" is getting blowed off more and more.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 28, 2005
Get the Two wrongs don't make a rightmug. When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
Get the two puppies fighting under a blanketmug. Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.
by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009
Get the going number one and number twomug. A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."
by Mrgus April 7, 2011
Get the Killing two pigs with one birdmug. A meme that became popular on TikTok in Early April because of a video that generated a lot of attention and started the trend.
The whole TikTok trend goes like this:
"One, Two, Buckle my Shoe.
Three, Four, Buckle Some Moreeeee.
Five, Six, Nike Kicks!"
The whole TikTok trend goes like this:
"One, Two, Buckle my Shoe.
Three, Four, Buckle Some Moreeeee.
Five, Six, Nike Kicks!"
Yo, Yo Bro Come Over Here.
Come Over Here.
Check Out My Shoes,
They're the brand new...
One Two, Buckle my Shoe...
Come Over Here.
Check Out My Shoes,
They're the brand new...
One Two, Buckle my Shoe...
by ThatDragonixVR April 28, 2023
Get the One Two, Buckle my Shoemug. Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.
Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.
"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."
by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004
Get the Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrelsmug. In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.
Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!
by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014
Get the Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Releasemug.