Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.

“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia”

by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023

tutorial hair

When one watches a youtube video to achieve a new hair do.

Courtney loves to do tutorial hair.

by smashin89 September 6, 2013

shower hairs

Those annoying hairs that stick to the walls of the shower and accumulate in the drain

I spent 20 minutes cleaning out my shower hairs, and it was nasty.

by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple hairs are the green at the top of a pineapple as stated by Anix in his 'building bikini bottom' video..

Look at those pineapple hairs!

by Anonymous Ash June 16, 2020

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Pineapple Hairs

The green leaves atop a pineapple, that you cut off a pineapple. Word created by Anix on Youtube. Youtube link is in tags.

Anix built SpongeBob's house (a pineapple) in bloxburg, and he used pine trees for Pineapple Hairs.

by Human Grammarly June 16, 2020

pizza hair

Bleached hair that didn't quite work the first time so it looks like pizza.

"Bro I bleached my hair, and it's all orange and blonde."
"Sounds like pizza hair. You're gonna have to bleach it again."

by percycat August 7, 2017