"He cheated on me while I was in the *grippy sock home*, so I haunted him outside his window at night."
by nxshii October 5, 2023
Get the grippy sock home mug.Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
by Watchinfool October 6, 2023
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Get the Grippy Sock GF mug.Person A “Lately my pee-pee’s been feeling rather cold and I don’t know what to do”
Person B “You could use a scrote sock”
Person B “You could use a scrote sock”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Get the Scrote sock mug.A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024
I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!
by Barrattino April 17, 2024
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