When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.
by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022
When one (male) puts a crown around his dick and puts one of the arches right next to the penis and inserts it into the woman's vagina.
by thatoneguy713 September 26, 2012
After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
by caribou101 October 16, 2020
by Irene Repogle June 10, 2017
A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.
I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 3, 2014