a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.
symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”
That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”
That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”
by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022
Get the Town Syndromemug. by Aleus247 May 26, 2009
Get the Hench townmug. A city north of Seattle, Washington. Otherwise known as Mukilteo. Full of privledged, affluent white and asian families. Boring beach town. Nothing to do. Home of Kamiak High School, an affluent white and asian school.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Muk town
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 2: The most boring town in the world my dude
Person 2: Muk town
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 2: The most boring town in the world my dude
by Monkeyisawesome May 19, 2018
Get the muk townmug. The biggest fanbase in the Blox Football League which in a season had a minimum average attendance of 70, the highest being 250. Despite the results of recent seasons being poor the club has still the best fanbase, they are famous for Oakfield Park stadium which was very cramped as it had 4 stands both built in completely different eras of design/building. Away fans do not like travelling to this stadium not only due to its cramped and how they are separated via a chainlink fence and food bins but due to the poor lighting all over the stadium.
Person1: Rentford Town FC is so shite Person2: So what we have the best fanbase in the league and we're in div2
by The Mike Williamson August 4, 2023
Get the Rentford Town FCmug. Running away from police who come to bust your party and always getting away. This term origniated in Charlestown,MA.
Leo- " Yo t-con the cops are on the way"
T-Con- "so you mean?"
Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"
T-Con- "so you mean?"
Leo- "Yup, Grab Pat. Time to c-town shuffle"
by Townie494949494 September 7, 2011
Get the C-Town Shufflemug. My crew is rolling out of k-town to visit Priceton
by k-town king October 6, 2005
Get the K-townmug. Somebody must've helped Ben Affleck make himself look more authentic and sincere in The Town, because usually the guy is amongst the worst actors of his generation (though his speech delivery has always been excellent). The guy went from bad actor to real hoodlum from Boston in that movie, if only for a split second (though he's not even from the East Coast). He made his previous acting in Good Will Hunting look silly in The Town, though watching enough of his films makes somebody realize it isn't too hard for Ben Affleck to make one of his performances look silly.
by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021
Get the The Townmug.