dad

so he loves you for 14 years then milk time only comes back if you got around 10k money

hey have you seen dad tony he left to get mill 16 years ago

by Dr Bigbrain January 4, 2021

Dad

Youngest is always the favourite and never isn't drinking coffee

Any kid: where's all the food and coffee gone
Mum: your dad's probably the culprit

by PurpleRefrigerator December 22, 2022

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad Joke

The best kind of joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!

by My bro town November 9, 2020

DAD

DAD he pays the bills and they come back Except furys wont understand this there dad left them because they don' want some gay ass b**** in there house.

Furries go get some biches DAD pays bills

by anonymous February 1, 2022

Dad pack

Half way between a dad bod and a six pack

“Woah look at his dad pack”

by anonymous July 13, 2022

Dad

Something that will never come back with the milk.

Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*

by bakenhaswordsinhispockets April 4, 2023