Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.

Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7

Meat Musket by Real life hacks November 10, 2025

Meat Puppet

A turd that wants to hang out rather then make the final drop.

I damn nearly became the marionettist to a meat puppet if I didn't finally decide to pinch it off.

Meat Puppet by Burleyfish November 11, 2025

MEAT MANE

A Bountiful Blossom of pubic hair that frames an endowed cock.

When she was finished with his blow job, she relaxed and ran her fingers through his regal meat mane.

MEAT MANE by TBAGGER76 November 13, 2025

Meat Hallway

A hillbilly redneck term from the DMT dream world referring to the inside of a man's butthole.

"Howdy there boy, you'se lookin like you got a nice meat hallway.."

"AINT NONE YALL R*TARDS GETTING THESE SWEET HALLWAY MEATS"

Meat Hallway by IWISHIWASNTREAL🤠 November 18, 2025

Meat Twinkie

The physiological consequence of successful anal sex.

“We had dinner with her parents, for dessert we make a meat Twinkie.”

Meat Twinkie by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025

Meat Saber

Probably how a Beat Saber player refers to jerking it.

Jimothy: *Interesting Noises*
Ed: Dude, are you playing Meat Saber?

Meat Saber by idontevenknowwhatalifeis November 30, 2025

Meat rail

Doing a line of illicit substance on top of a man's turgid, erect member.

Jacob was trying to do a meat rail on Aidens junk, but he was resisting due to his time at conversion camp.

Meat rail by AbsoluteChaos December 9, 2025