Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025

Milk

abbreviation for "Man I Love Kosuzu"
Kosuzu Motoori is the main protagonist of the Manga series "Forbidden Scrollery" from the Touhou Project.

S: Have you read Chapter 6 of Forbidden Scrollery yet?
K: Hell yea! Milk! She is cute and amazing as always ^^

by Scarristo February 11, 2024

milk theft

a ritual
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs

sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.

treking may be needed if local stock is low

operation milk theft is in full swing tonight boys!

legalise milk theft

by humbugbumflap January 10, 2008

Mommas milk dud

Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.

I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.

by Roughneck2Real November 21, 2020

Milk Dudded

When you’re hitting it from the back and the girl shits on you, then leaves you with blue balls

Did you hear about the girl who shot on Colt then left right after, before he could finish. She really milk dudded him.

by Top Hand December 16, 2024

Milk Winning

When you love milk so much that you beg for milk and then you get milk

“I wanted milk so i started begging for some and then i got some, I really am Milk Winning”

by handsome_burger July 18, 2021

milk that shit

When you and your mates are smoking out of a bong, and your mate takes the really long hit "milk that bitch" is encouraging words to keep going

Joe: *taking his hit*
Dherron: milk that shit

by The sloth 622 August 21, 2016