Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

When you call me at 3 in the morning

Natural butter 🕺🕺🕺

I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning

by Your lebron glazer lebron baby July 25, 2023

Credit card call center girl

Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.

So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties

Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

The Lord's call

To fuck a christian twink that's begging for you to stop, but refusing to do so because you ( and i, and everyone on this website) know that they're faking it.

Twink: Stop! Stop! I hav-
Random Person: Pssht! No time for the Lord's call !

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 4, 2025

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Call of Duty

A game Duggie from SML plays all the time.

Duggie: BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! Ooo I luv playin my cal uv dootus.
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!

by Not_Ceehny May 21, 2021