hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)
Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!
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Hard Tuesday

Hard Tuesday, a company established on Snapchat on October 10th, 2022, and now thriving on Instagram as "@hardtuesdayofficial," epitomizes weekly jubilation through hard images of friends embracing life, creating a shared sense of camaraderie and celebration amid the workweek's demands.
This Hard Tuesday is going to go crazy!
by Ashlyngonk February 13, 2024
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Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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Hard bushing

The vigorous yet gentle rubbing of two or more girthy mustache.
by Vealson June 10, 2024
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Cum Hard

its an expression about just doing it like shia Labufman
by Tiddys October 07, 2020
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Anak harde

Daus and amsyar combined
Anak harde is so cute
by Botol merah October 05, 2022
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Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.
In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
by SuperKamptiA May 08, 2023
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