Emotional Hard Drive

When something or someone is encrypted in your soul. They are a part of you, for better or worse, ON your Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Bro, could you stop deleting our group chats, it is really annoying and makes me feel unimportant.

Brett: Group chat messages are temporary, you are on my Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Thanks man, still annoying tho.

by Mike109999 September 9, 2025

Learn the hard way

Experiencing negative consequences for doing something you shouldn't do or are told not to do.

You were warned that if you kept selling drugs, you were going to get busted. Now you're facing a 15 year sentence. Looks like you're gonna learn the hard way.

by TommyNoleBuc September 24, 2025

hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

Hard Pose

n. a nonchalant pose that acts as a stylish exhibition of one's own piercing or unique personality with such unwavering confidence, which earns them the title of cool.

Dude, did you see the new manga volume? The cover art has the main character doing such a hard pose!

by SlushiePie November 5, 2025

HARD

Me, right now.

I am hard.

by marc16k December 18, 2025

hard mondays

the phrase that refers to the weekly release of Hard Launch, a podcast hosted by famous Youtuber duo Dan and Phil, or Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil. The podcast, or known by the fans as the "phodcast" released it's first episode on October 16th 2025, after Dan and Phil had announced in a video that they have been in a long term relationship since 2009, which was released to their joint YouTube channel Dan and Phil (formally DanAndPhilGAMES) on October 13th 2025. Both the fans and the duo themselves have referenced the podcast as "hard Mondays with Dan and Phil", with the phrase being adopted as a celebration of the podcast's weekly release

person 1: I hate mondays.
person 2: Couldn't be me, I love hard mondays !
person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: Because Dan and Phil are releasing a new Hard Launch episode today!
person 1: Oh yeah those twinks

by mysticfr0g December 21, 2025

Hard Noun

The category of a slur or other offensive term for a person, place, or thing as a part of speech.

Teacher: Please read the next line of the play
Student: So the next line is: "And then officer, that... uh.. Hard Noun... stole my bike!"

by anonymous January 5, 2026