An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

Egg Salad

To eject egg matter from one's anus.

She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.

by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024

Yeaster Egg

When a woman doesn't tell you she has a yeast infection and you discover her supository during oral or fingering.

Sarah and I were watching that new Marvel movie and I discovered her yeaster egg.

by CoocheyCarnage_69 September 14, 2021

Dirty Egg

When you start out with raw anal sex then move to the vagina without cleaning your penis off first.

Last night me and Kim got it on and I gave her a dirty egg.

by razzle dazzle 73 June 8, 2023

Egg Master

An alternative name for a creature that lays eggs. Usually given to animals that lay bigger eggs than usual.

That bird is a bloody egg master!

by Rub the chicken man! February 1, 2022

the egg about to crack

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

by sadtherealest August 3, 2022

egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!

by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021