Dragon Mama

A female who owns a lizard, or more commonly a Bearded Dragon, and treats it as her child.

Daenerys Targaryen is the almighty dragon mama, if I buy a lizard at Petco I can be her

by dyehardginger November 4, 2014

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

Twin-headed dragon

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥

Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....

by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020

dragon

What one's large flaccid dick does while one walks in the present tense.

Other party: What's that sound dude?
Me: Oh, that's my dick dragon across the floor.

by seymore15074 March 23, 2008

Cornwall dragons

A school district that has a pretty sick football team >:))

Oh yea I love the Cornwall dragons

by Sage546 September 10, 2021

Cyborg Bone Dragon

A Bone dragon, recreated by robotics. I:E Cyborg Bone Dragon

Me: I want a Bone Dragon
Friend: a CYBORG Bone Dragon
Me: Hells YA

by Undead Marauder 572X April 4, 2013

Dragon Syndrome

The process by which a character in a story who the narrative tries to portray as powerful and relevant is unable to actually do anything important or impressive for storytelling reasons, leading to their reputation cannibalizing itself in the eyes of the readers of the piece of media. Named after Monkey D. Dragon from the story of One Piece, who famously never does anything.

"dude, Gol D. Roger is actually such a bum!"

"Dragon Syndrome got to bro💔"

by Akiza. July 19, 2025