When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
Get the Cream Cheese my Bagel mug.A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025
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Get the Creamed twinkle mug.A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.
There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!
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Get the Custard Ice Cream mug.I’m slinging cream 2-10 tomorrow, stop by for some free toppings.
Sorry, I’ve got to go sling some cream
Sorry, I’ve got to go sling some cream
by BiggBocks September 21, 2025
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