Beer can

A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.

The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 June 6, 2018

Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.

“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”

by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024

Beer Palm

The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.

"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."

"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."

by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009

Beers and burgers

Typical friday night. You surrended by endless happines. Life couldn't get better.

Hey guys, want to meet up for some beers and burgers on friday? HECK YA

by NicklasBHansen March 11, 2019

Beer Cocktail

When you have beer left over after many nights of drinking that has collected into a large ammount of Alcohol usually with many different types of beer. When you decide to drink this ungodly concauction it usually results in everyone fighting over the best beer in the lot.

Hey man you want to drink tonight? I have a huge beer cocktail after the party last night.
Whats in the beer cocktail?
Just some Heineken and bud light
I got dibs on the Heineken

by Chunkierfish November 27, 2012

phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there

the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers

by slangslang April 4, 2021