beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018

Thumb beat

THe act of using your thumb as a weapon, b whiping it with your wrist and delivering devistating pian on someones head.

Matt: whats a thumb beat,
Thomas: here ill show you,
Matt: Oww WTF

by Tommy-boy March 29, 2008

Beat to the socks

Extremely tired and physically worn out.

I worked 12 hours yesterday in the hot, humid weather cutting grass and trimming trees and now I am just “ Beat to the Socks, yo. Just leave me alone and let me sleep, church.

by Grinder58 June 4, 2023

Beat seed

Semen

Her face was covered in beat seed after blowing Tim's want wand in the cinema.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

suitcase type beat

A funky, party-like beat, one that you can really bust it down to

"Were you at the party last night? "
"Yeah, the music they played was great, it was a suitcase type beat. "

by Aagustt September 26, 2022

Stank Beat

Wicked rhythm track-righteous drum
parts.

"Yo you ever listen real close to P-Funk's "Give up the funk"?
"Hell yeah. That shit's the Stank Beat!"

by scrappington2 October 7, 2014

beat

to be tired or exhausted

i'm beat from the basketball game, i'm going to bed.

by terfsv efsvwefsa cadv qefdac afsdc December 20, 2007