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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 8, 2021
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Apple

Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)
Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....
by Sperty November 24, 2019
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apple chunker

One who chunk's apples across room's while ejaculating wild piranhas.
Griffin is such an apple chunker at school.
by George Binger August 31, 2016
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Apple Sauce and Vinegar

A way to say f**k in front of a teacher without getting in trouble.
Teacher: You failed this assignment

Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar

Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC
by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018
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The Rotten Apples

A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.
"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."
by mattybb April 22, 2018
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Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...

a phrase said in order to clear up confusion on whether or not you are drinking an adult beverage.
Bagel: Dude, haven’t you had enough beer for one night?
Agle: Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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