the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
by mad_nic November 8, 2021

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 20, 2025

Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)
Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....
by Sperty November 24, 2019

by George Binger August 31, 2016

Teacher: You failed this assignment
Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar
Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC
Student: Apple Sauce and Vinegar
Teacher: wtf this kids insane omg EVERYONE LOOK AT DOMINIC
by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.
"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."
by mattybb April 22, 2018

by anonymous February 18, 2021
