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Titties

I squished those titties last night
by Willllly November 27, 2018
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Titties

A slang term for the breasts of a female. The key characteristics regarding this school of thought are (1) overall size, (2) perkiness, and (3) direction. Size is the single most important factor when grading a titty, The phrase, "the bigger the better" has never applied more. Big boobs are the only real truth in this world. Perkiness is also important, widely regarded as the "attitude" or "sassiness" of a boob, perky tits have been defying gravity's inevitable pull since the dawn of man. Direction gives a tit a personality. While personality is by far the least attractive quality, sometimes a good 45° angle can provide the character to really differentiate a boob from its peers.
"Damn, that girl has some big titties!" Kent exclaimed
"Hails, Grayson, do you guys like big titties or shmedium titties?"
by CBT42069 November 19, 2019
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Hamster Tittie

the tittie area of a hamster. Also known as the funnest word when your blazed off your ass (:
by Kristin skeetskeet August 9, 2008
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Russian titty fuck

It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger
I'm about to Russian titty fuck the shit out of you with this finger
by Ianaldrich January 12, 2017
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titties

#friend 1: damn bro shes got big titties!

#friend 2: hell yea she does
by anonymous May 7, 2022
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Rip Titty

When a baddie with huge ta tas wears clothing really tight around their ta tas and then proceeds to snag the piece of clothing on something sharp. Not to mention this happens purposely.
“Woah check it out, that girl just did a rip titty!”
by Jaxo_Relaxo1 October 28, 2025
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Titty King

Someone who fancies themselves superior because of the amount of money they make
Me: check out my new belt

Kellan: which soup kitchen did you find that at

Me: fuck outta here Titty King
by Poppajwalktheline August 11, 2016
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