Sam

Sam is a very welcoming person. A person into a trilogy named bttf (back to the future) perhaps. She also loves Albert Einstein, and lots of more "smarty pants" in the world of Science. She would usually love to see her friend in video calls.
She loves Micheal J. Fox's series and movies!

Girl: It's Sam, the smarty pants!
Sam: Did you know that Mart-

by Universality September 28, 2020

Sam

a drug addict that is also a stupid switch

friend: do you see that guy over there? he looks like a total crackhead

me: he must be a sam

by juuling_cat November 8, 2019

Sam I

Is a badass dude who lives in canada for the double A bisons.

The badass dude Sam I with the hockey skills to play double A

by Cumins October 23, 2019

Sam

Sam is one of the most wonderful person I have ever met. They will always make you laugh no matter how sad you are. They care about you more than you know, even though some people may think they are an asshole, they are the sweetest person to ever meet. They would save you from an alligator as long as it didn't try to eat them. They are perfect in every way possible. Best people!!!!

i wish my loml was Sam

by Osamu December 31, 2020

Sam Nokaj

She is the most amazing, kind-hearted, down to earth, beautiful( even though she doesn’t know it) funny, and lovable girl and friend out there. Any guy would be lucky to have her

Did you see Sam Nokaj
Yeah she is so beautiful

by Elizabeth1245 December 19, 2019

sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.

"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."

by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013