beef

used in the midwest area, beef is when you say something about someone, and they are the "punchline" of your joke.

Jessica: Bitch your breath stank like shit!!

Rick: Damn hoe, why you beef me like that.

Jessica: Ahaaaa. Im Honest.

**could also use beefing or beefin.

by JessiBella. March 7, 2009

Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast

"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 2, 2019

beef masta

A man who is skilled at stroking another mans penis

Chuck? Oh yea he can handle some meat he's a real beef masta

by JimmyHeaters March 31, 2021

Beef

My dog likes it sometimes but it makes his tummy feel bit and poops everywhere

Yo fam that beef is feckin steezy

by Ben Genderson June 16, 2018

Beef Sweater

Fine Egyptian like fur that surrounds the base of a mans sword.

Chick....Um, I think I have something in my teeth.
Zach....Don't sweat it babe! That's just my beef sweater. You look good.

by SweedishFish424 December 14, 2017

Beefed

laying bloody fart

Trump nation wide text - Yo, I just beefed in my pants
Memers - This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito 2

by MacropenisShaggySkooks October 4, 2018

Ground beefing

Shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain

Dude I shit in the shower and was ground beefing it down the drain

by Wlc999 April 5, 2025