Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 07, 2014

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Straight Nanners

To do something that could be considered insane or ridiculous Also known as going all out

Guy: Did you see that guys twin turbo LSX corvette??

Guy#2: Yes! He went "straight Nanners" with that build!

by LsxEars March 16, 2017

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Straight nonsense

When straight people make fr no sense like how? why are they so...ugh?

Person 1: GAY IS A CHOICE!
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..

by AshCantFocus January 09, 2022

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straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son March 31, 2018

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Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

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