A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.

Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece

by gitonga August 18, 2018

A Real Dumb bitch

A bitch who don’t know what the fuck the FBI is or thinks you can bleach your hair black

Alyssa be a real dumb bitch

by Hahbitchigotchu October 3, 2018

gottem real

Whenever someone says/does something that seems all skitzo, you give them this Alabama response.

Queer: My african american brother, you are tweaking.
Intellectual: gottem real.

by Skasix November 22, 2018

talk real

not just being real, but admitting you need help in a situation.

if i were to talk real, depression is my body and soul’s cry for deep rest. i need deep rest from this pressure of keeping my story presentable. i can’t take the weight of holding “me” up anymore, and i need help.

by RealAnswersForRealLife December 6, 2018

Tyler Reabold

This is a person who cant spell anything

person: Tyler Reabold is sutch a Tyler Reabold

by TylerReabold January 16, 2019

the REAL kind

kash

kash is the REAL kind of retarded.

by i’m “different” February 24, 2019

The real BB

BEST GODDAMN BUYER ON THE REAL ESTATE MARKET! Kids going places and if you ever have the opportunity to have him purchase your home, I wouldn’t turn it down cause if you do you’ll be suffering a massive loss.

The real BB is an investment god

by cdawgsquared March 10, 2019