reverse homesickness

Missing People/Things from aboard

I just arrived from Newfoundland and I'm having Reverse Homesickness

by CaptainBluey October 3, 2015

reverse schadenfreude

The feeling of envy and exasperation evoked by the perceived level of happiness of another person.

Ludwig: Have you seen ze guy over there? Look at hau happy he is!
Wilhelm (drenching of reverse schadenfreude): Yes, let'z bust his face open, haha.

by Ahmedinejad October 11, 2015

reverse abortion

Another word for vaginal sex. Used to suggest that instead of yanking something out of your vagina, you are more than happy to invite it in for tea.

Steve: Is it true you fucked Eve last night?
Adam: Yeah dude, we totally had a reverse abortion! Which was kinda weird, since Eve had like, a real abortion just last week.

by hoaaaaag June 29, 2016

Reverse Grinching

When something is so horrible it shrinks your heart 3 times as small

That holocaust joke was so bad I'm reverse grinching

by Scortese August 21, 2016

Reverse Car-Wash

The art of having a girl who dips choke on you meaty cock and spits in your mouth

Sally gave me a reverse car-wash last night.

by CockBLock900 September 7, 2016

Reverse Blaucasian

When black people who wants to be white or has been accepted in the white community.

Fabriana: Hey girl, what you listening to?
Brenda: *pulls left headphone to the side of her head* Yo I'm jammin to some Metalica! This shit is lit!!!
Fabriana: *confused* Oh wow. Reverse Blaucasian much?

by Arkum Heartless October 17, 2016

reverse identity theft

The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.

John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.

by QuacksO November 27, 2016