Peppa pig

Code secret absolutely top secret code for porn.

P: hey squirrel hyd
S: hi cutie, I was really bored so figured I'd just watch some Peppa pig
P: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT'S CHEATINGGG ARGH

by Asphyxiac77 January 11, 2024

pig pounder

when Addison goes to the bar to hang out with the cute bartenders

Addison is planning to be a pig pounder tonight

by Crane Robets January 12, 2024

Spider pig

What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.

"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."

by Shawtys a 10 January 17, 2024

Pigs

Things that can cover up murders

Police 'have you seen a dead person'
Murder 'nope'
Pigs 'chowing down on some Dead human

by Murder? January 22, 2024

cunty pig

cunty pig is used when someone is being a fat cunt, annoying as fuck, a fat fuck, acting like a fat fuck, looking like a pig, being annoying like a pig, being a fat cunty pig, or just when someone deserves to be called a cunty pig. it is a very insulting phrase. Also u dont say it normally, you say it very aggressively and u have to look like ur gonna bite them very aggressively and look like very ugly monster.

“oi bruv stop being a fat cunty pig”

by not a cunty pig January 24, 2024

pit pig

A pit pig is someone who finds the smell of armpits to be arousing.

The pit pig enjoyed the sweet aroma that emanated from their partner’s armpit as they released a sigh of desire.

by Jedijayrich February 5, 2024

pig brain

The loss of all rational thought as a person is overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.

Brian, barely able to breathe and struggling to remain upright through the onset of a severe food coma, blamed pig brain taking him over as he reached for another box of donuts.

by Analytico April 6, 2023