Peppa pig

Wow, where do you even start to describe such a stunning pig like Peppa. She looks like a supermodel in anything she wears. there's never a time where I've been physically pained to see her . She makes me the happiest I've been in a long time and her beautiful personality is so infectious that she could probably make hitler and bin laden smile. It is a blessing to be with her and and no moment with her should ever be a moment wasted. also don't be surprised if you have to end a couple of kids lives to get to her, cause shes gotta a reason to be pursued. Lastly, you can always count on her to be your #1 no matter what in all aspects of life.

peppa pig is amazing

by PeppaYodaWiggum August 29, 2023

sub pig

A person who buys everyone’s prescription Suboxone to hog for themselves

Sorry I don’t have any, Stephanie was a sub pig this month.

by Kjkoon September 27, 2023

I Floop the pig

When two men are playing a game of card wars and one man destroys corn fields by flopping the pig

Actually, my Ancient Scholar's been studying the Raise the Dead ability.

The Ancient Scholar comes out of the schoolhouse, holding a spellbook.

SO WHAT?

So, my Ancient Scholar raises the dead. The Pig is revived. I floop the Pig.

by Ballhair16 September 29, 2023

Pig in a blanket

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.

“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”

“Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!

by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023

pig

Tastes fucking great in a fajita with spice.

fucking amazing pig meat bro

by VanceRuth October 23, 2019

Sexy Pig

There’s always that one sexy pig friend; she thinks that no one will ever love but really she’s the hottest and sweetest gal you could ever meet. She’s curvy and artistic and the best friend ever. She always carries bandaids and Tylenol and the best hugs. Plus, she is so good at folding burritos or whatever that kid kian eats at lunch.

Damn she’s a fine ass sexy pig

by mummypig October 28, 2019

dough pig

A overweight construction worker who hits fiber optics while digging a trench with a John Deere 135 excavator.

Hey, you "dough pig" why did you just hit that fiber?

by cring the bitch October 31, 2019