Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

tooth nut

The act whitening your woman’s teeth with jizz. She smiles as you nut on her grill.

No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!

by El Conquistador May 15, 2019

nut roulette

when you nut in a girl and if she gets pregnant, she gets pregnant and if she doesn't, she doesn't. it's like Russian roulette but with sex

we were at that point in our lives where we didn't care if we had a kid so we played nut roulette

by gummy420 December 25, 2019

Nut Clog

Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.

I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.

by HahaNut27 March 25, 2019

Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

e-nut

when someone over the internet asks for erp and they cause you to cum.

John: I heard you erp'd with Jess yesterday.
Bryan: Yeah dude, she made me e-nut.

by stickmonki April 8, 2019

Nut-tastic

A figure or object in which one may nut (ejaculate) to. Not necessarily a person, could be an object like a sofa or TV

'Ah, bro, this new television of yours is nut-tastic'

'That Piper Perri girl is fucking nut-tastic bro, she's so hot.'

by OneAndOnlyKayang April 19, 2019