DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
Get the Don't Cum In My Lungsmug. But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.
In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
Get the looks don't matter to memug. The phrase teachers and elders have taught the younglings.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.
Fun fact: This phrase utterly disrupts the bullies entire body, shutting down the physical and mental aspect and causing them to leave you online.
by Trumpium February 14, 2022
Get the Stop it I don't like itmug. by FIR3_BREAK3R December 10, 2021
Get the we're outlaws in a world that don't want us no moremug. by Handle100 August 8, 2023
Get the My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards memug. Fine, this is my last
I thought we had a good past
Roses are red
Violet are blue
And you smell like doo doo
So you might need to go poo poo.
I thought we had a good past
Roses are red
Violet are blue
And you smell like doo doo
So you might need to go poo poo.
by Don't you know who I am November 24, 2023
Get the Don't thenmug. Hym "Sorry, what's that Matt? I couldn't hear you. Did you say something about how the guy who pretends to be me leaked a bunch of revenge porn and how you only care because it's happening to these YouTube girls? THIS IS WHY the thing I said. The thing I said was supposed to prevent shit like THAT from happening. But for that to work YOU... Have to not be a fucking retard. And even now you're trying to broaden it into do some general rule that is completely divorced from reality. Don't record people without their consent or don't distrubute porn without the permission of the people is besides the point. He wouldn't have be able to do that without your veil of silence. It wouldn't have been an issue. What she needs to do is sue destiny AND YouTube. They need to ban his ass and the assessment of everyone who knew about him INCLUDING YOU. And then they need to send me a formal apology and some asmr girls. And I will even help YouTube do it. I'll write them a complete list. You cocksuckers need to be reminded that you are ENTERTAINMENT and you are not shit beyond that. You ENTERTAINMENT. Me creator of AI."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
Get the Don't record people without their consentmug.