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base job

A handjob performed in a manner in which the giver stays at the base of the receiver's weiner. Usually executed by amateurs in the handjob department, feels about as good as an OTPHJ.
"Bro, you catch a BJ from that chick?"
"Nah man, chick gave me a base job for an hour and a half."
"That sucks bro".
by Sinister1985 December 29, 2007
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God Job

A God Job is when one dies during a sexual experience.
During sex with my girlfriend, lightening struck through the window and hit me. My obituary reads "William Buttface died of a God Job."
by WilliamButtface February 12, 2010
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Dump Job

When a girl (or guy) is taking a massive dump while giving a blow job.
Man, the other day I came home and walked in on Chances' girlfriend giving Alex a major dump job.
by M Wall October 28, 2008
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trench job

To "go down on a girl." If guys get " hand jobs and or blow jobs " the girls must compare in turns presenting the trench job.
Hey man how was the blow job after the trench job ?
by hannah1234567 September 11, 2010
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sink job

Got a slut on her way over?
Had a shower?

If you answered "yes" and "no" then you're in need of a "sink job"

You may be thinking why do I care if she puts my cheese dick in her mouth? Well we need to prevent her throwing up on your sweaty cock.

Basically hang your cock over the sink do the following... run warm water, lather soap in ur hands and foam up the shaft and peel back the fore skin (I know its hard for some) and then with cold water give it a pat down and dry with the hand towel, paper towel or tissues!
"Oh fuck, that sluts gonna be here in five and I stink!"

"I think you should do a sink job"
by roki000 November 16, 2012
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Rob-Job

The sexual act of one man giving oral sex to a man while rotating in circles.
Guy 1: Your brother gave me a Rob-Job last night, it was amazing.
Guy 2: I always knew he was gay.
by JackThrapper November 1, 2012
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Cob Job

1. When a person, place or thing performs the action, usually under circumstances.
2. Something seasoned sexually.
Example 1.
Betty: Hey, do you want a cob job??
Dale: Heck yeah, I want a cob job!

Example 2.

Adam: Did you add salt to this?
Lisa: No, it's a cob job, you imbecile.
by Brownie Boy May 6, 2014
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