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Ninja Constrictors 

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.
*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *
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rick is a real ninja
Word describing anything relating to, but not limited to, the most legendary warrior of all time. His name is unknown, but he is said to prestently reside in Livermore, California. The only clue of this legendary warrior that has been found are the letter, "T" and and word, "Beastman".
"That guy is so legendary. It's like he is truly a ninja."

"Sleep with one eye open, or the ninja will get you."
Ninja by Silent Prophet January 30, 2010
N-national
I-intelligence
n-naw
j-just
a-assholes
Watch ninja assassin you'll know what im talking about
Ninja by Aiden Diamond MCPSL February 1, 2010
NINJA - A way to call someone a nigger! Most black people would never know! Its a white thing!
"Look at all those ninja's standing on the street corner selling drugs"

"damn ninja's"
NINJA by monster69 February 5, 2010
adj to describe how awesome something/someone is.
-Dude did you see that crash!
- It was so ninja!
Ninja by ninja kelly February 8, 2010

Ninja Warp 

A method of which to transport ones self from one location to another across a modest distance, the ability may only work while unseen by anyone. Hence the aspect of Ninjutsu.

Term commonly used in conjunction with cheating, playing unfair in FPS or turn-based RTS card games, and hacking or hax0r.

One physical method is to use the standby technique to lag the other players enough to run to a new area before fragmented packets re-capsulate and the other players resume playing. In some cases the players don't notice the transition.

Another method is to run a modified locally cached map that has additions and alterations to the playing field and/or characters/weapons.
#1 First person shooter's such as Halo and Counter-Strike.

#2 Turn-Based and Real-Time Strategy such as Dungeons & Dragons(loose-not officially supported).

Example situation:

(Halo:Combat Evolved) "He disappeared, I was following him around a corner, there was no escape or exit. He just vanished!" "..He must of Ninja Warped!"
Ninja Warp by m3g4hur7z March 11, 2010