Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015

diarrhea of the brain

sloppy drunken state when you can not be serious even if the situation calls for it.

corn has diarrhea of the brain.

your so annoying its like you have diarrhea of the brain

by neonpunk22 February 21, 2013

MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Brain Dump

The "Click-baitiest" show on the internet made by Max G. or otherwise known online as "hotdiggedydemon." A show where a nerd tries to talk about a subject with his assistant, who is his television named Burnbot, who shows pictures and clips on her screen, while also generating insults at the end of every episode. Of course, Max CAN'T talk about ANYTHING at all due to his gay lover roommate Goofball the Goofy Cartoon Ghost who keeps interrupting him. Mostly fell off when the cartoon ghost drank an 8-ounce glass of cum.

"Oh, Brain Dump? I USED to like it, until I got to the episode where the cartoon ghost drinks a glass of cum. I kind of fell out of it after that.

by Pizza Broadcast July 7, 2023

Adhd Brain

When your Adhd and your body can't get along and you are left in a state of hyperactive/hypoactive confusion

Oh my gosh, I've got mega ADHD-Brain right now, I just can't sorry.

I need to sleep but my adhd brain won't let me

by Neeks_ Rusty Sword July 8, 2022

boy brain

When a guy exhibits behaviors of a young boy whose frontal lobe has not developed even though they are at the age where it should be developed.

He has major boy brain. Why did he not think before he said something so stupid?

by potatoglassnoodle April 19, 2024

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021