snout monkey

A snout monkey is an idiotic person who smokes too many cigarettes in a short space of time.

"Neil you are a snout monkey"
"I've only smoked 5"
"You only bought them 20 minutes ago you arse stain"

by bigmentalheid November 8, 2005

monkey chant

Racial slurs towards people of African descent. First came across this term in a football article depicting Benfica fans as racists.

Benfica have denied allegations that the club's fans directed racist abuse and monkey chants at four Manchester United players during their 1-0 Champions League loss last week in Lisbon.

by cmcp October 4, 2006

thug Monkey

A thug monkey is someone who thinks they be all ganstaa but really they are as dumb as monkeys.

You be seeing that thug monkey?
yeah man, his pants be hanging man.
so dumbb braa

by swaggacraackface March 5, 2009

Monkey pole

The Penis of a Monkey

That Mike T kid sure likes sucking Monkey Pole

by CO May 15, 2003

Beer Monkey

A person nominated by the rest of a drinking group to fetch them all beer on request. A modern form of slave.

"Beer monkey, I'm empty, fetch me a frosty one from the fridge!"

by sean briggs September 28, 2005

monkey fuck

A sexual position where the human with the dick(the monkey fucker) stands on two feet bent over the woman's backside, entering her from behind.

WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. "CLAP CLAP I AM THE MONKEY FUCKER"

Bangbros.com- Assparade, download the movie "Ride 'em Cowgirl"

Then fast forward to 33m 55s. The MONKEY FUCKER is in the upper right hand corner of the screen.

ENJOY!

by MATT MATT THE BUTT PUNISHER February 8, 2007

sand monkey

terrorist

look there is a sand monkey over there get him

by Elf_man March 21, 2019