Hottest fucking guy ever.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
Would smash 💯 %
If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.
Pls marry me michael.
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A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more
A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it
And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc
A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more
A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it
And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc
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Get the Michael Jackson mug.A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
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