Having a Stroke

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.
by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024
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we must have lunch

English used of delicious irony when ending a happenstance conversation with an old acquaintance you accidentally bumped into in public and after the required catch-up chat, end with this - actually meaning "don't contact me - and if I ever see you again it will be too soon"
How great to see you again after all this time - We Must Have Lunch !
by MurtThe January 30, 2025
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I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
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Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.
by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023
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HAVE to

I don't HAVE to do it but clearly I am
Hym "Nah, you're clearly being a piss pants. I HAVE to toot my own horn but you can't deny the brilliance of someome who has revolutionized multiple industries. You want to sit over there and childishly withhold the benefits but, really, what's the point? I also got a dozen good shows out of it. The only part of this that isn't working is the 'convincing you that you're being a shit' part. But it's ok. I know you're like 8 years behind so I know that your shit brains will eventually catch up to my genius brains."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2023
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