Today is the day you can slap your friends. You can slap your friends shorter than you at 1:00-12:00 am, and friends taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.
small boi and tall boi: it's today
tall boi: *slaps small boi at 9:00 am on Slap Day*
small boi: *slaps tall boi at 2:00 on Slap Day*
tall boi: *slaps small boi at 9:00 am on Slap Day*
small boi: *slaps tall boi at 2:00 on Slap Day*
by a total e-girl November 13, 2019
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The day all your debts are paid and you have a lifetime of fuck everyone money to do whatever with whatever you choose.
The day all your debts are paid and you have a lifetime of fuck everyone money to do whatever with whatever you choose.
On my Day Zero I will buy a sailboat, get back at my ex, have the party of the century, and change the world .
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