David

David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.

Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

David

You don't see them often, but all they know how to do is say their own name.

Person: Hey David!
David: David.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

david

he’s a bum

did you see david he’s such a bum

by Papaws June 5, 2022

David

This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.

Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!

Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.

by blazerod349083 June 5, 2022

David

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off

-hey David ur hot
-idc Selma is my bby

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David

David is someone who belongs to a girl named Selma becouse they are both hot and funny// i love you David🤪🤪🤪

Girl: Hi daviiddd
David: Back off I have a girlfriend

by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

David

ugly mf

David is such an ugly mf

by gffdgsdfgfgfdsgfgdssdfgfdggfgd January 2, 2022