David Finance

The perfect lawyer

Guy: oh no I am in big trouble
Guy’s friend: WE NEED DAVID FINANCE HE CAN HELP YOU

by Davifinase June 17, 2024

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David

*Another word for describing someone of Asian decent.

*David is a very popular name for a Chinese man. Its seen as good luck if you name your child david, great riches will come your way!

Me "Were are you from?"

You "I'm from china"
Me "oh so you're a david?"

by Davidsareamazing November 24, 2021

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Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>

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the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.

David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!

by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019

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