fry can

Some one who is cooked. A mentally fried person. Overcooked.

Omg look at this fry can spilling his drink everywhere.

Shannon is such a fry can always feining for a penjamin.

by platypus420 April 1, 2024

You Can Hear The Screams

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.

So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.

by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023

Canned beliefs

Ideas and concepts that appear to be held within formal, rigid and airtight definitional standards, but are actually vague, abstract and only identifiable by the canner; as such, the contents carry no weight and only serves to fit the canner's purposes upon opening and inhaling the vapors of which then can be transformed into its final verbal bullshit adaptation.

Will suspects that Jenny's canned beliefs about him are merely stale brain farts trapped decades ago, freshly pulled out of her ass... He proves it by lighting the pilot on her own gaslight, it smells funny and her mind blows up.

by WillsWillingWilly November 7, 2022

I can talk doe

Performance of oral sex

While traveling
Driver states: you gone tip...
Rider states : no but I can talk doe..

by HandleMeNott July 27, 2024

Cock Can

When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can

So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.

by kennclie August 29, 2019

Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.

by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013

garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017