Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because her fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Fat idiot drinking beer

A guy drinking beer

Look at that fat idiot drinking beer!

by Natatat also hello oliver May 26, 2023

couch beer

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.

" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"

by Jon Z March 24, 2017

New Beers Eve

The night of new years eve when many beers are consumed. This should be the day of the year when the most beers are drunken then all.

Andrew: "Drink up its New Beers Eve."

Bryan: "ahhg dubblefrunk shhhpppfff (drunk mumbo jumbo)"

by Secret Spy Club December 17, 2010

Disc a beer

Filling a standard frisbee with beer (approx 48oz), and chugging without using your hands.

Don't be a pussy dude, just disc a beer.

by Toddyhotty December 2, 2016

Root Beer

the only beer that people under 21 can have at a party

Me and the boys got drunk on root beer last night

by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022