Beef Belarussian

Sloppy and wet bit of meat characterised by serious droop when dangled. Found in Belarus after Aleksander Lukashenko's fat monster cock was found to be the longest on record.

Jesus Mike, big Beef Belarussian going on there
Penis nig cock

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Beef

To start a physical or verbal fight with another person.

You get beef from cows.

You look like you want some beef!

Tonight let's eat beef for dinner!!

by Nekooooo November 3, 2016

Cheap beef

The kind of guy who is a bit tough right now but who you know will be perfect and tender after marinating for a few years. Usually need to grow up and experience more life before settling down. He isn’t what you thought you wanted but he’s exactly what you need, and right in front of you.

Caitlin: What do you even see in that loser?
Sarah: Just wait a couple of years, he’s cheap beef.

by ripplewaters January 20, 2023

Beef Nap

The nap one takes after consuming beef. Typically occurs after eating fajitas or beef of similar consistency.

Those fajitas were great. I'm ready for a beef Nap.

by Dipfartson December 17, 2022

Wagyu beef

When you have beef with someone that’s go great, rich, and fat and cannot be described as any lesser beef.

Yo you and Jeff have been now?

Nah it’s not just a regular beef, it’s wagyu beef

by na-meme42 April 20, 2024

Beef

This is a beautiful meme god with many special disabilities, she has never been seen single because she just so special and beautiful and definitely won’t fail her exams

Oh I really like the beef, too bad she’s always taken

by The beefy meme god December 29, 2018

Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017