Green bean kid

When a kid is very stingy and weird and skinny and short and tiny and not cute and really weird and a mamas boy that doesn’t do anything wrong that has a weird smile

John is such a green bean kid

by Sarrraaaaaaa December 12, 2019

Ju Ju Beaned

When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.

Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard

by Elrozz December 15, 2017

Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill up punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them from 36-47 hours

Do you want to watch an ALien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?

by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020

Alien bean fighting

When aliens fill punching bags with baked beans and proceed to punch them for 36-47 hours at a time.

Do you want to watch an Alien Bean Fighting match with me on Tuesday?

by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020

Slutty can of beans

this is usually not used as an insult. This sentence is used among hillbillies and rednecks to call each other sexy and//or arousing .

Brother: hey pork chop ;) , oh baby you really are a slutty can of beans.
Sister: thanks pumpkin pie, I could grind up on that red neck of yours all day.

by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

white bean soup

Coach fuel

Coach can’t go to bed before he’s had his bowl of white bean soup.

by Pp check November 9, 2020

Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.

“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”

by anonymous November 25, 2020