by caleb8116 May 21, 2014
When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.
In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
by FelixM13 September 09, 2009
A stain of blood on someones' shirt down the center of their chest after taking multiple wounds, such as gunshots from an outlaw known as Jesse James.
by nyxathid July 28, 2010
Champagne made exclusively from the tears and anguish of gay men whom are duped into getting on there knees and funneling the hog of some arrogant pile of shit who only degrades those who are in service to him while also explaining and boasting of his sexual conquest with women and reminding those who do him any favors are inferior stupid beast., also a rat, a narcissist, a con artist, a criminal, anyone who uses gay mouths and feeds vampirically from the attention of homosexuals
Oh hey Chris Chavez had him some of that Cody James champagne last night, you can tell because he’s all broke out in huge unsightly moles, how unfortunate for him☹️
by CorriC@staneda March 30, 2020
A popular trend which seems to have orignated from facebook, presumably due to someone called James Gray, pressing the like button too much.
by Nem123 September 04, 2009
Time to go James and the giant peach her
by termn8er January 02, 2012
James: Hey Trevor.
Todd: I'm Todd... -_-
James: Oops Sorry.
Trevor: I hope I don't catch the James Williams Disease!
Todd: I'm Todd... -_-
James: Oops Sorry.
Trevor: I hope I don't catch the James Williams Disease!
by The Heavenly Father- God January 12, 2011