crust toe boog web

crusty toe booger spider web, but shortened

me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy

by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020

Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson

Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes

by LozzTinG January 26, 2015

toe tea

The action of dunking toes in tea and having someone slurp it off.

God Joe! I am so thirsty, i could really go for some toe tea.

by aids_boi October 31, 2019

7 toes up

You love asshole.

Wow look at Ilari with 7 toes up, he must like a black asshole

by viloperse September 15, 2022

Samule Toe

Samantha's nickname for a fat VaGinA, or pussy.

Samantha jeans where looking fabulous,but when she walked Samule Toe would show.

by #asssoulehelpingme2 March 26, 2022

Toe Nail

When two cousins, most likely female, want to brag about fucking in front of their not so oblivious family

“Yo, Sally, that’s a wicked toe nail you got there.” Weird Uncle: “What the fuck are y’all talking about toe nails for?”

by Banana Slug Daddy January 25, 2023

toes

the 10 oddly shaped sausages at the bottom of a human body. mostly used to balance and eat.

shoe: hey freaky fella 😏
toes: NO NO NO DONT EAT ME
shoe:how else can i protect you?
toes: i want the socks to eat me 😍

by ChickenFungus 2.0 July 29, 2022