The most sexy mother Fucker ever to grow a beard he's quite mysterious and has a preference for many types of women he also probably don't like you because he Don't really like anyone
by Samson5280 March 5, 2018

A communal hoe.
THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.
THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.
"This is sam, he is a hoe, but most importantly he is OUR hoe." :)
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."
by Whyaminotrealevant October 12, 2020

Sam. What a guy. He is the kindest, sweetest, most gentle soul you know. Yet at the same time, can get through a thing and come out perfect on the other side. He is trustworthy, and won't back stab you. He is kind, yet mean( in the sense that he teases you). Super funny, makes dad jokes, and has a good sense of humor. He usually has brown hair and lighter colored eyes. He is super chill, yet will defend you in any situation even if you are wrong. He is the best freind you could ask for. He loves animals, and gets all the girls. Has a love/hate relationship with school, and is popular. He knows everyone and knows exactly how to make you smile, even on your darkest days. If you ever meet a Sam, hold tight and don't let go!
by Anonymously somone November 22, 2021

crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world
I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis
by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020

by YaBoi3255 October 20, 2022

Sam Gilbank is a sexy sonofabitch who gets many ladies. He is also a war veteran who fought for the release of british prisoners of war in brazil. He is best know for the worlds largest penis.
by NotSamGilbank October 5, 2020
