by Stampeeexelcio June 3, 2021
Get the eggs dosagemug. by masonthemissile June 19, 2023
Get the intro eggmug. by omzarex February 22, 2022
Get the Chicken eggmug. by 2themoon May 22, 2018
Get the dropping more eggs then the easter bunnymug. An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.
Also another insult for calling someone gay
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.
Also another insult for calling someone gay
by ILikeFerrets April 3, 2018
Get the square eggmug. The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. by anonymous June 24, 2024
Get the plain eggsmug.