The Orthodox I-Theater

When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.

Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.

Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"

by wizecracker August 27, 2016

i bizzle

i bizzle is an ipod. a rather sweet invention by apple. mayb slighty over priced. but still a great way to store music, photo's, files, movies and games

elenja- hey lola lets listen to sweet tunes on the i bizzle
lola- i broke my i bizzle's headphones tho

by lola owen November 19, 2006

i hate boys

Boys are a complete waste of your time trust me! all they ever want is to call you theirs when really they just want attention. There so stuck up and stubborn . They never care what you think or how you feel. They mix with your emotions and think it's perfectly fine after. And after they hurt you they think you are overreacting if you are all sad or even mad. Even tho its just a "break up" c'mon treat the girl with some respect. To all of you girls out there please don't waste your time its not worth it, there are so many boys out there for you!

My ex was and still is a complete waste of my time, "I hate boys"!!!!

by Don't waste your time January 4, 2018

I dig deep.

to understand something. the affirmative response to "ya dig?"

MJ- "that girl, luz, she's hot. Ya dig?"
Dremo-"I dig deep."

Jon- "I did not cheat on you, Ya dig?"
Kate- "I dig deep, boo."

by Gonzo23 May 19, 2009

i just came

Being soooo happy.

So excited. As if you just came. Yes, that excited.

Happier than sex.

Samah: Look at all this amazing food!
Jonathan: Wow! OMFG!!! So much foood!!! I just came.

Sweeta: Look! Free porn!
Jonathan: Uh oh. I just came.

by asswhole_with_a_dubya February 14, 2010

i heart you

When saying the phrase 'i heart you' it means that you actually love the person but do not yet feel comfortable saying those famous 3 little words. Its just a little less Serious than actually saying 'I love you'

ie: on the phone with boyfriend o/r girlfriend: "I heart you baby"

by Crystal V. January 7, 2006

i don't know

the three most helpful words in any relationship

who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.
where were you? you're late! i dont know

by dtownboy December 28, 2002