Whatever Sucks You're Dick

Said to someone when they have an expressed an opinion.

Person 1: Hey man have you tried that buffalo chicken?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.

by Watermelonjuice January 13, 2011

suck my cock eyes

a face, such as puppy dog eyes, but instead of this face, there is a smirk, and then half closed eyes,....you know what he wants.

A guy is either standing in front you or straddling you, with his dick to your lips, and he has his "suck my cock eyes" going, you're gonna do it.

by Thiswasafunnyazzconversation March 4, 2009

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on June 25. This is a day you can let Wild an suck a dick.

Bob : Do you know what tomorrow is?
Susan : no, Bob what is it?

Bob : June 25th A.K.A. National suck dick day.

Susan : oh really, is it now

Bob : yep, so what you trying to do.

by National suck it day June 24, 2018

Penis Sucking Chode Monster

A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.

Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.

by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011

suck my dick backwards

when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.

Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!

by Visage de Etoile February 14, 2018

Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004

suck his dick already

A phrase often used on a male who is giving excessive praise to another male. It can also be used with females but it makes more sense with males.

John: Bro, did you see Tyrone dunk that ball!?
Malik: Yeah bro, that was great!
John: Not just great man, that was fantastic, Tyrone is the best.
John: Noone can stop Tyrone, he's a beast, freaking awesome.
Malik: Damn dude, suck his dick already!

by Gee Sauce June 21, 2017