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The two tree principal principal

Is when two people have such a deep connection that it hurts when there apart. The connection is spiritual and they can always feel each other’s energy.
Hay man The two tree principal principal just explains us perfectly.
by Witch man July 18, 2022
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zero reasons two live

when you cant say how all the reasons to life so you say this
i have zero reasons two live
by miata real October 28, 2020
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inserting two dildos into your partner's vagina and one dildo in your partner's ass and stimulating them until they scream "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"
I gave her the good one if by land two if by sea on Fourth of July last week
by Judan696969 May 21, 2022
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Two Man Conga-Line

An allegory for gay sex between males.
Hey, I hear you guys were doing the two man conga-line after New Year’s
by toomanyducks June 19, 2019
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two-mile turkey trot

when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.
Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.

angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!
by 69manlovetits March 2, 2011
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A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.
Did you hear? Steven quit his job! He took two beers and popped the slide.
hit the slide
by saxyman317 December 24, 2010
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Kill two birds with one stone

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
by ddddunit December 28, 2005
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