goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to man who has a goatee.

"Im a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"

by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.

"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"

by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

hop sexual

hop sexual, someone only attracted to a person whom identifies as it/its

juniper is hop sexual

by defubeneesss March 23, 2024

Subaru-sexual

A Male dude that likes Subaru Vehicles and women that like Subaru

Person 1 (A man of course) : Yo I'm subaru-sexual and I watch initial D
Person 2 (a woman of course) : *Drops her panties immediately *

by J4CKI CHAN IS DA ONE March 24, 2024

Pre-sexual

Somebody, who has yet to confirm their sexuality in any meaningful way.

A: "I'd rather not call myself asexual... bit young to be saying that."
B: "Then call yourself pre-sexual!"

by Kecske_Gamer March 25, 2024

Kristoph-Sexual

a term referring to those who are exclusively (or almost exclusively) attracted to the character Kristoph Gavin from the video game "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Such people recognize that, whatever their sexual preferences would typically be, they would nevertheless smash Kristoph in a game of "Smash or Pass"

It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire

Damn, Someone just pissed on me and now I am feeling very Kristoph-sexual

by Kristoph Gavin April 15, 2024

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024