Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"
by Noz Dormuu February 06, 2009
Person 1: Hey man have you tried that buffalo chicken?
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.
Person 2: Yeah but I'm more of a Parmesan guy.
Person1: Hey, Whatever Sucks You're Dick.
by Watermelonjuice January 11, 2011
a face, such as puppy dog eyes, but instead of this face, there is a smirk, and then half closed eyes,....you know what he wants.
A guy is either standing in front you or straddling you, with his dick to your lips, and he has his "suck my cock eyes" going, you're gonna do it.
by Thiswasafunnyazzconversation October 26, 2008
Bob : Do you know what tomorrow is?
Susan : no, Bob what is it?
Bob : June 25th A.K.A. National suck dick day.
Susan : oh really, is it now
Bob : yep, so what you trying to do.
Susan : no, Bob what is it?
Bob : June 25th A.K.A. National suck dick day.
Susan : oh really, is it now
Bob : yep, so what you trying to do.
by National suck it day June 25, 2018
when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.
Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!
by Visage de Etoile February 14, 2018
A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.
Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.
by $$C-MONEY$$ June 30, 2011
by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004